So, let me tell you about the time I met .

One Sunday afternoon, I was getting ready to meet a friend at . On my way to , I walked past an art store, and the displaying behind the window caught my eyes. As I am looking at the , I trip over a , and fall to my face. I quickly get up from the floor, and soon realize that my is bleeding. I run into the closest CVS and picked up some band-aids.

As I'm in the CVS, I suddenly realized that I needed to buy a . I look up and down the shelves and all I see are , , and , but no to be found. As I am walking through the different aisles, I see a person down the aisle. The person turns and makes eye contact with me. Instantly I recognize the person. It's motherf---ing !!!

They quickly turned around and walked out the store. I immediately start following out of the store. I see them go into a restaurant, and I slowing followed behind. Luckily, the hostess seated me at the table behind . A waiter walks up to the table amd starts taking their order.

"Can I get a number ."

The waiter repeats, "Ok so that'll be a ".

Wow, imagine being so rich that you can order that many food. After a few minutes of awkward silence, I could no longer hold it in. I got up from my table and walked towards .

"Sorry to bother you, but are you ?"

stares at with a blank look on their face and said, "No sorry, I'm ".